If The Guy Who Named Walkie-Talkies Also Named 20 Other Things

Imagine if the man (or woman) who named the Walkie Talkie had come up with names for other household items. Here are 20 hilarious examples of what we might call these items today.

20. Lightbulbs

Lightie-Brighties

19. Earbuds Earsie-Hearsies

18. Limos Roomie-Vroomies

17. ViagraPhony-Bony

16. Toilets Sittie-Shitties

15. Wigs Hairy-Wearies

14. RabbitsJumpie-Thumpies

13. Socks Feetie-Heaties

12. Light sabers Lightie-Fighties

11. ScrewdriversRightie-Tighties

10. Icebreakers Meetie-Greeties

9. Fans Spinnie-Windies

8. Glue Stickie-Quickie

7. Bras Tittie Mitties

6. Forks Stabbie-Grabbies

5. Defibrillators Heartie Starties

4. Thongs Peekie-Cheekies

3. Nude magazines Nookie-Bookies

2. Spoons Soupie-Scoopies

1. Pregnancy tests

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