18 Hilarious Notes From Kids To Their Parents That Will Make You Wet Your Pants

We always know exactly what children are thinking – good or bad – because of their lack of understanding of consequences.

Here are 18 examples of times that kids really let their parents have it.

18. My mom dose not like you.

mom doesn't like you

17. Ahem, “cook.”

cook

16. I’ll take a raincheck on that, thanks.

raincheck

15. Wonder why she’s so desperate for money?

I need money
I will shoot you

14. I will shoot you with the nice gift you gave me.

13. Guess mom won’t be buying this brand of juice again.

horrible

12. Never coming home.

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11. What a compliment.

punch.jpg

!

10. Please, please don’t make me cut my hair.

dont-make-me-cut-my-hair.jpg

9. Here’s how to win friends and influence people.

friends.jpg

8. A puppy would have been appreciated.

puppy

7. Saddest person in the world.

sad

6. Mine, too!

mine too

5. …so I don’t die.

so I don't die

4. I won’t love you.

I wont love you

3. But just sometimes.

just sometimes

2. Sorry, not sorry.

sorry not sorry

1. I didn’t fart.

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