Haircuts That Are So Hairribly Tragic You’ll Think Edward Scissorhands Was Behind Them

You’re lying to yourself if you’ve never had a bad hair day, month, or year. We’ve all fallen victim to the infamous bowl cut, blonde highlights that end up turning orange, or a mohawk that is so high it touches the ceiling.

These moments in time are learning experiences for all of us. As we get older, our haircuts should mature and become more normal and appropriate. Thankfully, some people don’t get that memo and maintain awful haircuts all the time.

The McDonald’s Grease Cut

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I don’t know what this guy was thinking, but my god, this is just awful. He literally looks like he dips his hair in McDonald’s fries grease and then gives himself a finger gun in the mirror and he’s out the door.

This is just a tragic haircut, but to each their own, I guess? Maybe lay off the hair gel just a tad.

Parting The Dead Sea

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It’s one thing for a kid to fall victim to an awful haircut like this. It’s another thing for someone important (I’m going out on a limb here because she’s on TV and looks mad) to have this awful of a stylist.

Her hair looks like the dead sea is being parted on her forehead, and we’re all the uncomfortable witnesses.

The Danny DeVito

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I don’t know what is appealing about Danny DeVito’s hairstyle, but this kid is absolutely rocking it.

I think that this style should come back. We need to normalize it for kids because many of them will inevitably have that haircut when they get older. Coming up, a man who literally looks like he’s been licked by a cat for hours on end. It’s hilarious.

Party In The Front

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If you ever saw this style of haircut walking through the hallwa,y you immediately would try to avoid eye contact.

This is the hairstyle of someone who would have no problem spitting on their English teacher and then doubling down on the principal.

Over The Top Mohawk

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Oh boy. It’s the mohawk guy who overdoes it, smells like hairspray and body odor, and yells profanities at the librarian.

This haircut could kill someone. This is a weapon of mass destruction and it’s not something to joke around about. If you’re an enemy, you need to stay away from this battering ram.

Did A Cat Lick His Hair?

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Honestly, I cannot stop laughing at this picture. It’s actually hilarious. Does this guy not have ONE person in his life who can say, “you know what man, I think that you should maybe rethink your haircut before you put it on a billboard.”

He literally looks like a cat has been licking it for four hours prior to getting this picture taken. A guy looks like he glazed his hair with sweet and sour sauce just ahead, and now I want chicken nuggets.

A Weird Homer Simpson

Okay, so let’s get past the fact that he looks like a jailbird out of a Simpson’s episode.

His hair makes me crave a water park. I feel like every time I look at this picture I want to slide down a water slide or take a ride down the lazy river. I don’t know.

Looking At This Makes Me Want To Play Tetris

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I don’t know what this guy said to his barber, but I have a feeling it was a very bizarre conversation.

He probably showed him a Tetris piece and said, “make me look like that.” This is a great haircut for sitting in an airplane, and an awful haircut for trying to put on a hat. You win some and you lose some.

So Many Questions…

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Grease: the Musical called, they want their hairstyle back. Actually, that’s a severe injustice to even compare the two, because this is just atrocious.

It looks like he glazed his hair over with some sweet and sour sauce. I’m now craving some chicken nuggets, so thanks TSA man. Have you ever seen a haircut that makes you look like a Monopoly piece? Well, prepare yourself for what’s coming up.

Get The Sharpie Out

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This is what happens when you pass out at a party and let your friends draw all over your face with a sharpie.

Oh wait, nope, this guy literally wants his hair to look like that. He should at least be asking the marker company for a sponsorship or something.

The Distant Mullet

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I kind of get emotional looking at this picture. The fact that the hair is separated by a moat-type distance makes me think the hair miss each other.

What we forget is that the top and the bottom of our hair are friends. This is like removing a kid from a family and sending them across the world.

He Looks Like A Monopoly Piece

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I don’t know what the heck is going on in this picture, but there’s a part of me that actually respects the cleanliness of it.

There’s not a single strand of hair that is out of place. It’s the perfect little ball that makes him look like if he passes “GO” he’ll be rewarded $200. Coming up, a Shaun White look-a-like if he was caught in an emo phase.

A Little Hair Moustache

I think this guy missed the memo on the mustache on the forehead thing. He literally looks like he has Sherlock Holmes’ stache just glued to his forehead.

Either that or if you were to put a little face on his forehead, it could work as a middle-aged woman’s haircut.

The High School Cafeteria Lady Cut

Anyone who can pull off this haircut without being beaten up has probably killed a person or two.

This guy looks like he’s wearing one of those hair nets that the cafeteria ladies wear when they’re serving you cold mashed potatoes and fries.

“It’s Not A Phase, Mom”

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t this guy look like Shaun White, the professional snowboarder, if he was still stuck in his emo phase?

This guy looks like he listens to My Chemical Romance alone in his bedroom and refuses to go downstairs and eat dinner with the rest of the family. Coming up, the perfect summer hairstyle that will make you want to grab the nearest fruit smoothie.

Confusion In The Front, Something In The Back

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I know that a mullet is supposed to be ‘business in the front, party in the back’ but this haircut is anything but.

There’s nothing business-y about what’s happening at the front of this guy’s head. It’s just straight up confusing to look at, not going to lie.

Put A Bowl On It

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Hey, it’s hard to blame the employees who were trying to get their work done quickly and clock out. We’ve all been there.

This guy looks like he’s Amish, but that’s not even a bad thing. He should embrace the compliment and run with it. It makes him very different and unique. Right?

I Will Put You In A Smoothie

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Everyone talks about the perfect summer hairstyle and I think we’ve found it. This is fresh, colorful, and breezy.

His hair makes me want to put him in my morning smoothie. I don’t know, you might be making fun of him now, but just wait until next year when fruit haircuts become a trend.

Curly Fries

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This is the expectation vs the reality of having curly hair. This girl looks like she has a bunch of curly fries hanging from her head.

I’m not going to lie, those look like some pretty delicious curly fries. If someone has some ketchup do you mind tossing it over here?

Standard Poodle Alert

I don’t know what this guy was going for in his graduation pictures, but I don’t think this was it.

He looks like he’s about to enter a dog show as a standard poodle, and honestly, my guess is that he would probably win.