Let's be honest; short-lived marriages in Hollywood aren't all that uncommon. It seems that fame, money, and power are the perfect recipe that breaks up marriages quicker than you can snap your fingers.
But, there are a handful of incredibly quick breakups that stand out from the rest. They're the ones that you literally blinked, and they were over and done with. There are some really surprising couples on this list, so grab your popcorn and enjoy.
Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries
It took just 72 days for the Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries marriage to fall apart. I mean, I probably didn't have to tell you that since it was one of the most talked about marriage collapses in pop culture history.
They spent nearly $10 million dollars on their wedding AND had it televised.
Charlie Sheen And Donna Peele
It shouldn't come as a surprise to you that actor Charlie Sheen is somewhere on this list. I mean, he had two adult film "goddesses" living with him at one point. But he blew it. Time and time again.
He's no stranger to short relationships and his stint with gorgeous actress Donna Peele was no different. It lasted five months, which is like 10 celebrity years, I guess. We all know what happened after that.
Jim Carrey And Lauren Holly
For a while, this was a relationship that never seemed to die. They just couldn't keep their hands off of each other publicly.
The two star-crossed lovers divorced after just ten months, but they kept trying to rekindle their relationship. I can only imagine what it'd be like getting married to Jim Carrey.
Nicolas Cage and Erika Koike's Marriage Lasted Four Days!
This has to be one of the shortest celebrity marriages to make the list. Actor Nicholas Cage had been previously married three times when he and girlfriend Erika Koike decided to tie the knot in Las Vegas in March 2019. Just four days into their marriage, Cage filed for an annulment.
He claimed that (although it was his fourth time walking down the aisle) he "lacked understanding of his actions in marrying [Koike] to the extent that he was incapable of agreeing to the marriage." The divorce was finalized in June 2019, although it's unclear if Koike will be receiving the spousal support that she requested.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Marriage Cut Short
Pop star-actress Miley Cyrus and actor Liam Hemsworth first met and began dating while filming The Last Song in 2009. Their relationship was on-again-off-again for ten years, as they both kept up with their busy careers. Cyrus and Hemsworth became engaged in May 2012, but broke off their engagement in September 2013.
In March 2016, they got back together and were re-engaged in October 2016. In December 2018, the couple finally tied the knot at their home in Nashville, Tennessee. However, after less than a year of marriage, they confirmed they were split up on August 10, 2019.
Jennifer Lopez And Cris Judd
After meeting on the set of My Love Don't Cost A Thing, Jenny from the Block and Cris from the, I don't know, got together.
They were a thing for about the same amount of time it takes to fully conceive a baby. Nine months. Jen would go on to be with Ben Affleck which also didn't last.
Elizabeth Taylor And Conrad Hilton
It's weird to think that marriages used to last almost eight months and not just 72 days. Can you even imagine that? The same person for EIGHT MONTHS? Ew.
Liz Taylor married Conrad Hilton at the ripe old age of 18 and really tried to make things work. And, spoiler alert, it didn't.
Bradley Cooper And Jennifer Esposito
I don't know, it must be something about the celebrity lifestyle that doesn't mesh with relationships. Actually, that's exactly what it is. Apparently having every girl or guy in the world wanting you takes a toll on your significant other.
Bradley and Jen were together for a whopping four months. A mini-marriage, if you will.
Kid Rock And Pamela Anderson
It just seemed so perfect. Too good to be true even. The rockstar and the blonde bombshell who is famous for being an "actress".
Unfortunately, this relationship didn't last. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. In fact, it took just four months after that romantic ceremony aboard a yacht in St. Tropez to dissolve.
Pete Davidson And Ariana Grande
They made their relationship Instagram official on May 30th, 2018. By June 2nd they had tattoos about each other. Also, by June 2nd Ariana was photographed wearing an engagement ring.
By like, early October, they had called off their engagement. I don't know, it was short but, uh, sweet? Maybe.
Lisa Marie Presley And Nicolas Cage
I bet you didn't know that Nicolas Cage was an Elvis fanatic. Well, now you do. You also are now becoming aware of the fact that he dated Elvis's daughter for a hot minute.
They were engaged for ten days before getting married. That marriage lasted all of three months.
Renee Zellweger And Kenny Chesney
Are you ready to hear about this lightning speed relationship between Zellweger and Chesney? After meeting at the Tsunami Relief Telethon in 2005, they embarked on a relationship that you probably missed if you blinked.
They tied the knot on a beach, and then quickly untied it about four months later.
Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon
Pam, Pam, Pam. What would we do without you? She isn't exactly famous for being lucky in love seeing as she's already been on this list for a short relationship.
Rick and Pam married in Las Vegas. The marriage lasted 69 days. I'm not kidding. 69 days. If that isn't hilarious, I don't know what is.
Ariana Grande And Dalton Gomez
Singer and actress Ariana Grande married Dalton Gomez back in 2021. The thing is, their marriage didn't last, with the two splitting in 2023.
Rumors swirled that year that Gomez didn't like the pop star's busy schedule. Even so, he wanted to make their marriage work -- Grande did not.
Chris Kattan And Sunshine Tutt
Even though her name may be Sunshine, this relationship was anything but. Chris had some Sunshine in his life for about three years when he dated Tutt.
But, as soon as they got married it went downhill fast. Less than two months into their marriage they broke up. She walked away with a six-figure settlement too. Not too shabby.
Mario Lopez And Ali Landry
This is another example of marriage ruining a perfectly happy couple. Lopez and Landry dated for six years and it was love-at-first-sight.
That is, until Landry found out that Mario had cheated on her two weeks into their marriage. I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume that's not the honeymoon she was expecting.
Carmen Electra And Dennis Electra
This relationship is the most Dennis Rodman thing I've ever read in my life. So let me set the scene. Las Vegas, a bucketload of cocktails, and Carmen Electra.
The two head to the Little Chapel of Flowers and tie the knot. Just nine days later Rodman wanted an annulment because the wedding happened in a drunken stupor. Iconic.
Britney Spear And Jason Alexander
No, not THAT Jason Alexander who played George Costanza from Seinfeld. Although, that would be pretty cool wouldn't it? Power couple alert.
Instead, it's someone way less famous. She dated one of her friends from high school and married him at the Little Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas. Just 55 hours later they filed for an annulment.
Helen Hunt And Hank Azaria
I don't know what it is about long relationships without getting married, but they don't seem to work. These two dated for six years. They tied the knot and it took just eleven months for their happy union to fall apart.
If you get one thing from this article it's to not get married.
Tara Reid And Zach Kehayov
Tara Reid is known as a little bit of a partier. Nothing wrong with that. But, she took to Twitter to announce her engagement AND her wedding in under 24 hours. Not kidding.
And, not surprisingly, not even three months later she confessed that her nuptials were not deemed legal in America. Shocking.
Cher And Gregg Allman
I'm surprised Cher even has time to be in a relationship when she's just perpetually on the last tour she'll ever do. Legit, she's waved goodbye to her fans about seventeen times. Her career will never end.
But, her relationship with Greg Allman sure did. It lasted all of NINE DAYS.
Colin Farrell And Amelia Warner
The two actors started dating in 2000, and they only made it six months. He was 24 and she was 19. They got married on a beach in Tahiti.
After they broke up, Farrell said it was too quick and they were too young. Now, Warner denies that they even got married. Drama.
Sinead O'Connor And Barry Herridge
Oh boy. If only the SNL drama that followed Sinead for ripping up a picture of the Pope lasted as long as her relationship with Barry.
That drama STILL follows her and she did it 25 years ago. Her relationship with Barry Herridge only lasted 18 days. That is rough.