Things We Were All Secretly Thinking While Watching Queer Eye

“How Do I Get On A Show Where I Get To Hose Down Firemen?”

Their wild personalities translate to a lot of unscripted antics, and it’s genuinely funny. The Fab Five themselves were skeptical whether or not the firemen would be as hot as the ones in the calendars, but we can only imagine hosing down any fireman is a dream. (FYI, it’s in episode 8 — you’re welcome.)