Big Fat Phonies Who Sit On A Throne Of Lies
Liar liar, pants on fire!
Lying is never a good idea. The horrible stench of dishonesty can be smelt from miles away. It's pretty easy to lie and somehow even easier to get away with... depending on the situation.
Conspiracy
One of the guys in the truck could be the one that's actually moving, but we'll go ahead and believe that isn't the truth. Someone should ring up the company and call them out for false advertising. It's like going to Five Guys with just three guys, it's not the same.
Pretty Little Liar
As pretty as Lucy Hale is, what you see above is the perfect reference behind the title of the show. The director had one job and clearly failed with Hale's blooper. This is what happens when you get too caught up in your character development to realize the important things, like holding the phone properly.
Fake Beach Selfie
You aren't fooling anybody. Pretending to be at the beach when you're in the middle of the backyard is sad. Thanks to social media, people go above and beyond to take some weird selfies. It doesn't even look like that nice a day out there!
All Cats Need This
Cats have a tendency to meow at us whenever they want something. Naturally, there are also cats who meow at your when their food and water bowls are full and fresh. But, this would make a great Christmas gift for cat owners because cat shaming is the newest trend apparently.
The Worst Part Of It All
What a sucker. Talk about getting bamboozled by such a cheap candy. Not sure about you, but a sucker like this doesn't seem appealing. Like what kind of flavor is it, vanilla? The sad part of it all, once the wrapper is off it looks like a panda's butt.
All That Morphine Though
Kids these days will stunt over anything. Trips to the hospital are just one of the things that they can brag about to their friends. With the way the health care system is, that morphine probably costs a fortune. Naturally, their mom kind of blew up their whole spot here.
Whatever Floats Your Boat
Now, that's one way to seek attention. Pretending to accidentally take a selfie when you took it on purpose is rather silly. You didn't want people to assume you did because everybody takes about 15 selfies in a 24-hour span these days. Next time, just post it without the caption.
Smudge Of Lies
Every kid in the department store attempts to do this. For one kid, they showed that persistence is key when fighting against the establishment. Honestly though, who's out there fridge shopping and wishing "if only it was smudge-proof?" Whoever came up this so-called genius idea should be fired.
Fake Beard
This guy probably didn't expect things to get this hairy. You would believe it's an actual beard but you can tell by the image that it's fake. It's hard to grow a face full of beard overnight.
Life Is A Lie
It is true. They are an American company that has products made in Canada. If it was a US product, the price of an Arizona would be significantly different. The ultimate irony is that it's 99 cents a can whereas in Canada it's almost two dollars a can. The system works.
Apples Don't Use The Toilet
If apples poop, then pigs must fly, right? Taro Gomi's book has no plot but we're still wondering why an apple is apart of the cover art for the book. Sure apples do have a source of fiber, but maybe another animal would have been a better choice for the cover.
Caught Red Handed
A word of advice for a situation like this — use a female co-worker's name. The glasses are an obvious gateway to your little white lie. Hopefully, this isn't the iceberg that sinks your relationship.
Volkswagon Is A Porsche?
One of these things is not like the others. A lot of high school students seem to be making these types of posts these days. Taking a picture beside an expensive car then making a sarcastic post saying it's theirs. It won't be long before they start posting photos of their fake jobs.
Call And Drive
One of my biggest pet peeves. Whenever somebody is driving and texting or call on their phone, they are asking for a car accident. Clearly, the person driving the truck doesn't care about the sticker on the back. Let's hope they get pulled over and learn their lesson for something illegal.
Starbucks Baristas Lie Too
The barista would have at least attempted to write their own message. If your memory is a good as mine, they used one of the first and oldest filters that were introduced on Instagram.
Secret Dog Lover
The lady with the dog is cheating on her little feline friends and the canine doesn't care at all. Someone needs to get her a sticker that says 'I cheated on my cats with a dog.' When she gets home, you can bet she'll have to explain when she smells like dog. That conversation never ends well.
Explain This
It's funny to think that a movie like The Matrix is so futuristic that payphones have become outdated. Kids today won't have a clue about the struggles of using a payphone. This girl, in particular, will have so many questions to ask her parents, and she probably won't believe anyway of the answers.
How Do You Do This?
His reasoning behind the sleeping selfie looks credible, but it's really not. You would probably be more worried about the fact that some random person grabbed your phone and used to it take a picture of you. Nevertheless, not only is this creepy, but it's a sad attempt at faking it.
Siri Is A Liar
Siri ignored the "in the US part" and just told this iPhone user the Canadian date of their Thanksgiving holiday. It seems to be based on the region you're in, but Siri isn't perfect like all of us. Trusting Siri can really lead to some big mistakes, like booking off a couple days to get a random long weekend in the middle of October and having to work through real Thanksgiving.
Abs In Week? Say Ain't So!
Need a quick way to shed that beer gut? This guy knows the ins and outs of having a flat stomach. All you need to do is make one quick photoshop and you got yourself a six pack! Isn't it amazing you can get abs and lose a belly button at the same time?
