Ho-Ho-Horrible Family Christmas Card Fails That Had Me In Tears

“The Human Santapede”

I won’t take credit for that joke. I stole it from a Reddit user because it was too good to pass up. If you haven’t seen the movie and don’t understand the reference don’t bother googling it because you’ll regret it. Human Centipede was both a terrible and deeply disturbing motion picture that represents two hours of my life I will never get back.