There are certain people you can get on the nerves of and don’t really have to worry about any sort of retaliation. Fortunately for entertainment’s sake, there are also people out there who see revenge as a sport and pride themselves on the motto “hit me, I’ll hit you twice as hard.”
These pictures show what can happen when you tick off the wrong person, and they’re straight-up hilarious. You will want to hope this doesn’t happen to you.
Won’t Make That Mistake Twice
“Darling, I’m really sorry for what I’ve done. Can we please keep this quiet? (Even if I never will),” he said. We bet Emily replied “I’m fine, that works for me,” then proceeded to purchase this huge billboard with HIS money to let the world know what a dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, and poorly-endowed slimeball Steven is.
The one thing Steven has going here is that “Emily” and “Steven” are pretty common names so maybe their friends won’t know this was him.
Is there anything worse than this? Someone hogging multiple parking spots so their precious ride doesn’t get dinged up? This is a situation that most of us tend to ignore, even when it is annoying or aggravating.
But here’s a case where someone wasn’t willing to sit back and watch someone be a parking pig. That is exactly what happened here when the Mercedes owner took up more than their fair share of spots and got defaced as a result. Maybe they learned a lesson.
“I Wanted Starbucks Too”
All this pup wanted was its venti pumpkin spice latte with double milk, add two scoops of kibble. Unfortunately, its owner forgot the leash so it had to stay in the car, and this specific payback was necessary.
Not only is it pooping in the car, its pooping in plain view of every passerby who now has a skewed view of what the interior of the car really smells like.
“That’s The Breast Milk I’ve Ever Had”
Okay, this is just hilarious. The work fridge is an absolute liability and warzone to begin with. More fights occur outside of that fridge than even the most legendary boxing ring because it combines two ticking time bombs — hungry people, and food that’s not theirs.
This thief got all that they bargained for when they really didn’t want to eat dry cereal that day. The added part about breast milk being organic is perfect.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
A revenge sign must have felt very sweet to this woman, who found out that she’d been cheated on. She made this sign which announced her boyfriend’s infidelity to the world, and then she brought the sign to the game instead of him.
“My cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from couch instead!” So perfect. We have to wonder how long she knew about the cheating before announcing it and dumping him at the game.
Well, That’s Unfortunate
Have you ever noticed the “no parking” signs in front of every single fire hydrant? They’re pretty hard to miss, and the sidewalk area in front of a hydrant is sometimes even painted a different color so people are sure to notice it and NOT block the area.
See, in an emergency, fire trucks need access to those hydrants in order to save buildings and maybe even lives. This selfish jerk got what he deserved when the firefighters put their hose right through his BMW. Hope everyone made it out safely, whatever the emergency was.
Worse Than Time Out
Just check out the expression on this kid’s face, and you know he’s plotting revenge for whoever locked up his fidget spinner. One story circulating online is that the kid’s dad did this as punishment for the child flicking boogers at the table (yes, very disgusting).
Whether or not that is the true story behind the pic, you can tell that the kid is not going to take his punishment lying down. He has something up his sleeve, just hopefully not a booger.
An Eye For An Eye
These are the lessons that need to be taught in school. If someone takes a poo in your yard, it gives you automatic exemption from getting in trouble if you go over to their yard and take one too. This is a no harm, no foul play.
Sometimes revenge isn’t necessary but in this case and under these circumstances it actually is. And we’re so glad that it’s all documented this way.
The patrons at this restaurant had obviously gotten very tired of waiting for their slow server to bring them the check. So tired and fed up that they just left some cash and left.
The money wasn’t just left on the table though. No, that wouldn’t have brought the satisfaction that revenge does. Instead, they put all the money in a glass full of water. Which we think is pretty childish.
If I Can’t Drink, No One Can
Not sure what would motivate a person to throw away their co-worker’s drink. But that doesn’t seem like a just cause for the insulted co-worker to throw away EVERYONE’s beverages.
On the bright side, most of these drinks probably have lids or caps, so maybe a few employees will be able to fish their refreshing beverages out of the trash and rinse them off. And it looks like they left some soy sauce behind, too.
Revenge Is Priceless
For some reason, people don’t seem to like being cheated on. Luckily for us, some scorned lovers get really creative (and public) with the revenge once they find out that their significant other has been stepping out.
In this case, Jennifer purchased a bright red billboard ad to let Michael and his mistress know that they were busted! And she purchased the ad with their mutual investment account. Money she now probably feels was well spent.
“I Hope It Works Out”
We have to wonder what the person who sold this classified ad was thinking when the customer told them what it was going to say. Finding out that your husband is expecting a baby with another woman must be one of the most awful things to experience as a wife, so we understand why she wanted revenge in a very public way.
Maybe the ad rep actually gave her this classified for free, out of pity. That would definitely be the kind thing to do.
It Says “No Parking” For A Reason
Parking is just one of those things that can inspire total rage in people when others don’t follow the rules. There’s a good reason for the “no parking” sign here, but the driver of this white vehicle apparently feels that they’re too important to follow the rules.
As a result of their selfish parking job, they now have to find a way to move those heavy dumpsters away from their car before they can even drive away.
From Your Wife And Kids
This is a really dramatic way to let your husband know that you’re onto his cheating. One scorned woman wrote her message to him right on the back of his car for all his coworkers to see.
“DEAR DAVE. Tell ur GF your wife & kids say hi. PS I cleaned out bank. Your [sic] broke. Love, Nikki & Kids.” This guy messed up big time and he’s paying for it now.
“Get My Best Angles”
How funny would it be that this wedding guest had actually offended the photographer somehow, leading to this hilariously bad and weird photo where it appears that his head was crammed into a long glass vase? The other guy looks completely normal, making the photo that much more interesting.
It was probably all just an amusing coincidence but it’s a lot funnier to think it was an intentional move by the photographer to embarrass the guest.
No More Recess
Apparently, this amazing display is the result of a school announcing that it was shortening its recess period by 10 minutes a day. In response, the students arranged this elaborate… protest?
The cups, arranged throughout the school hallways, are seriously a work of art. But we’re not sure that the students are making the point that they need more free time very well. Because this must have been really time-consuming to put together.
Don’t Mess With This Sister
Well, this is certainly one of the weirder revenge plans on our list. After all, who does something like cutting the individual bristles off a toothbrush? And how long does that take, anyway? It sounds like a psycho thing to do.
We definitely want to know what the sibling did to deserve this. Maybe he had a hot date in just a few minutes and now wasn’t able to freshen his breath first? Just a random guess.
When you’re just trying to get your work done so you can go home for the day, unnecessary delays can be pretty infuriating. Especially in cases like this, where someone decided to ignore the ‘no parking’ signs in front of the dumpster area.
Now, these trash collectors had to carry each of the heavy containers a lot further since their truck was blocked. But they got their revenge in the long run! Let’s hope the SUV owner has been lifting weights.
It’s 7 pm, you just got home from work and are sitting down at the dinner table, only to hear a knock at the door. You open the door and see a couple of individuals trying to sell you a product or service that you have no intention of buying, yet they just won’t leave.
It’s annoying and this sign resonates with us all. Serious question though — what’s the success rate of going door-to-door?
Apparently, just putting up a door to your garage is not enough. Perfect strangers will still attempt to open the door and park in your garage. Nowadays you also have to put a fence directly in front of the door too, to really make your point known.
We actually have no idea what led to this bizarre setup but it’s always fun to use our imagination to think of possibilities!
We can only imagine how upset Ellen is about her new bowl haircut. She probably spends hours crying in front of the mirror every day. But one thing is for sure — Ellen’s handlers are not happy that some random guy came in and cut her mane without permission.
The wacko wannabe stylist led the stable’s owners to make this sign which says “No scissors! ALL horses will have manes, bridle paths and tails done by US from now on.” Message received.
This Is Catty
We’re not sure who exactly messed with who in this situation. It could be that the human was tired of the cat always creeping around when he was trying to use the laptop, so he decided to set the laptop right on the cat’s head to teach him a lesson.
Or maybe the cat was tired of being ignored all the time so snuck his way right under the laptop in a last-ditch attempt to get some much-deserved attention.
Land Of The Lost Toilet Paper Tubes
Sometimes living with other people can be such a pain and when this is the case, your easily irritated roommate is the last person you want to mess with!
It looks like someone in the house has no common sense to throw trash away, so one of their roommates decided to address the matter with a kind note. However, it looks like the other roommate knows how to play this game.
“Let’s Play A Game”
Let these people enjoy their flamingoes, man! I mean really, is it worth getting so upset over a couple of silly lawn ornaments that you actually call the police to investigate?
If that was my yard and the neighbors called the cops on me instead of, you know, coming over and actually talking to me about it, I’d probably go all out and buy a hundred more flamingoes. Or even a thousand. Let’s make this interesting.
Never Park In A Spot That Isn’t Yours
Assigned parking spaces are there for a reason. And when someone repeatedly parks in the spot that is reserved for you, we understand that it’s upsetting. The person who left this series of strongly-worded notes is clearly beyond angry at the parking lot bandit.
You really don’t even need to see the uncensored version of these notes for the rage to be crystal clear. Was this enough to stop the parking space thief, though?
There Are Lines There For A Reason
We have to hand it to all the people out there who get really creative with their parking lot revenge. This one is new to us — the offending parker came out to find that his or her car was completely covered in Saran Wrap.
No idea whether this person was a serial offender or if it was their first time taking up two spaces. One thing is clear, however. It probably took a really long time to get all of that wrapping off their car.
How To Be Petty 101
So here’s the story: a woman’s husband was angry at her in the morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed. If that’s not what reaching pettiness level 100,000,00 looks like then we don’t know what does.
It’s also quite petty that she took a photo of this scenario and posted it to social media, but we’re here for it. You have to document these things, after all.
Christmas Is Canceled
This poor home got their reindeer decorations stolen so they put out “Grinch” ones instead. Honestly, we can’t blame them because only a Grinch would steal the spirit of Christmas like that.
Apparently, it didn’t take long for the local news to hear about this and cover it. The Redditor who shared this wrote, “They’re doing a piece on it. They’re playing it after they play the Grinch movie lol.” Perfect.
The World Is Your Oyster
In their own words “my coworker is a flat earther and it’s his last day.” Let’s hope his coworker can take a joke and that they take this opportunity to walk to the edge of the earth to find out for themselves if the earth is truly flat or round.
Co-worker pettiness is the best, isn’t it? Especially when one of them is on the way out and they’ll probably never see each other again.
Karma Is Alive And Well
Someone parked in a designated parking space and the universe took matters into their hands. Luckily for them, it doesn’t look like the tree fell with enough impact to break anything and they’ll probably be able to move it off themselves…but still.
Uncanny situations like this always make us look over our shoulders for a few days.
A Good Samaritan
“My neighbors like to throw their cigarette butts over the wall and onto the sidewalk. I’m tired of seeing dogs eat them and kids play with them, so I picked them up for them.” This is actually quite a kind person to have gone through the effort of picking up all the butts themselves.
Hopefully, in a way, it shames them from littering more. We’re guessing that they might also quit smoking after seeing all these butts.
The Shadows Had Your Back
No one loves getting secret bunny ears, especially as a full-grown adult when you’re out for dinner and you’re just trying to get a nice picture. No worries though, karma’s got your back and will give the bunny ears right back.
This is the perfect example of a photo that was taken at just the right angle and with the right lighting. And it’s kind of funny that they’re both wearing red for some reason.
He Gave Her What She Asked For
“My boyfriend asked me what I wanted to eat and I said I don’t know and this what he brings me.” You can’t even get mad at him. He did as he was told. Hopefully, that’ll teach her to be more decisive.
This has to be one of the most common arguments that couples get into… what to have for dinner. Why does it always have to be so complicated?
It’s Always The Neighbor’s Fault
You know when the upstairs neighbors sound like they’re stomping on the ground instead of walking normally and the downstairs neighbors are playing music so loud the ground is shaking? Combine the two together and you get these neighbors.
It can’t all that bad, though, considering that they had to coordinate these signs. You know they’re really all friends who thought this would be the perfect gag to pull… and it was!
Marked For A Lifetime
Now he’ll have a permanent reminder of his mistakes which we’ll hopefully save the next girl. Although, why would you agree to the tattoo in the first place if you know you’re cheating? You must be really, really bad at picking up on other people’s feelings.
We kind of need to know what his tattoo was, though. Was she able to talk him into something wild like a unicorn chasing a leprechaun, or was it something kind of tame like a tribal symbol?
Practice Makes Perfect
This is not only petty but it’s also savage. The note basically says ” if a three-year-old can do it then why can’t you?” Parking is hard though, you cannot compare. Parallel parking especially is an absolute skill.
If we went out to our car and found this, we’d probably bring it home and actually color it in while we were contemplating why we never learned to park. It might be therapeutic.