The Most Humiliating ‘Stinky Situations’ In Professional Sports

Surfs Up Dude

It’s hard to blame professional surfer Kelly Slater for publically admitting he regularly defecates when he’s out on the water. The combination of sharks and massive waves is enough to make even the strongest-willed person feel the need to let go.

Slater says that when he does go, he really tries to make sure that there are no surfers down current from him. Let’s hear a round of applause for Mr. Slater, who is compassionate enough to not want to poo on other surfers. Every child at the wave pool should take a lesson from the seasoned surfer.