8 of the Best Trade-To-Hook-Up Craigslist Ads

5. A $600 Meade Telescope

Lots of nerds on this list!

“If you’re an astronomy buff, star gazer, a nerd or you just always wanted one, this is your chance.”

There’s a catch, however.

On Craigslist, there’s always a catch.

This nerd doesn’t want to sell you his telescope, which originally put him out more than $600 upon purchase. He wants to “GIVE it to you”—if you’re disease-free and open-minded and have a picture, “which can be clothed.”

“As I am looking to trade with a female, use your imagination. We can discuss and come to a mutual agreement.”

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